when’s the last time you’ve been stopped for a random bag search at the airport?
TSA Lady: Sir, what’s in this bottle?Louie C.K.: LubeTSA Lady: Lube?Louie C.K.: Yes, it’s lubricant, for masturbating with. It’s technically made for sex, but I have personally never used it that way. I use it to masturbate with. It’s easier to masturbate if I use this lubricant. TSA Lady: Let him keep it.

when’s the last time you’ve been stopped for a random bag search at the airport?

TSA Lady: Sir, what’s in this bottle?
Louie C.K.: Lube
TSA Lady: Lube?
Louie C.K.: Yes, it’s lubricant, for masturbating with. It’s technically made for sex, but I have personally never used it that way. I use it to masturbate with. It’s easier to masturbate if I use this lubricant.
TSA Lady: Let him keep it.